lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via drowning-in-the-shallow-end)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via communistbakery)

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(Source: mescalineforbreakfast, via as-c0ld-as-ice)

automatically:

Kylie Jenner as a baby

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(via wiifat)

I need cuddles and neck kisses please.